with-abandon:

Woah make the ground move, that’s an ass quakeBuilt a house up on that ass, that’s an ass statePut my kid on it, that’s an ass tray
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thequeenlawrence:
You guys she was sluttier than all of us
She’s probably the reason why we’re all slutty.
^oh my god…….


Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
  • Me: "Omg, I can't even."
  • Parents: "You can't what?"
  • Friends: "Finish your sentence."
  • People: "Huh? What?"
  • Tumblr: "OMFG I KNOW RIGHT."

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dylinquent:

do you ever get in one of those moods where everything sucks and you don’t look good in anything you have and you have no friends and you want to be anyone else except yourself? yeah me too, all the time actually.

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Me at the beach today

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spookynovice:

It taught me how to summon Satan with Hot Cross Buns

methlabrador:

ah yes, Rap music. i listened to a lot of Bigger Smalls and Two Pack in my day. used to skateboard around. used to smoke some illegal drug cigarettes. do some drunk beer. yes, i was living wild and free

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morrissarty:

vulpehollow:

morrissarty:

imagine being deaf and reading words but having no idea what they sound like i can’t even comprehend that

Imagine being deaf and not knowing farts make noise.

for fuck’s sake

(via tiny-besitos)

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Trying to smile cute.

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation: image

Reality:

image

(Source: lovelotslaura, via breefreakinstatic)

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